Posts tagged Mother Theresa

In what is becoming an incredibly confusing religious mix-up, Mother Theresa has been sent to Hell by Hindu macho man Lord Krishna. Analysts from a religiously neutral atheist group have confirmed the ‘Mother Theresa being sent to hell’ part by producing very convincing evidence to both the Order of the Gurus and the Catholic Church. The evidence consists of scratch marks over the Christian Cross over her gravestone, dated 11/11/11; the perpetrator a clear fan of the symmetrically appearing number one followed by a slash mark, and repeating. There are also cursive carvings that read, “You’re goin down, Mutha!”

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